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Saturday, 6 September 2014

Oprah Winfrey - "What I Know For Sure" book review


"What do you know for sure?" A thought provoking question asked of Oprah by film critic Gene Siskel in 1998. A question that went on to be the genesis of this beautiful little book, as well as the title of Oprah's monthly column in O magazine.

In order to put this book together, Oprah reviewed fourteen years worth of her columns to see whether they stood the test of time- did she really know anything for sure, or did she just think she did? Ultimately, Winfrey found that the things she truely believed she knew for sure still remained some of her firmest beliefs, however, she did concede that many of her thoughts required updating.

"What I Know For Sure" is split into several sections such as joy, connection and power that each contain Winfrey's myriad of musings on the subject. I found  Oprah's pearls of wisdom both compelling and personally relevant- it is a huge credit to Winfrey's character that despite the magnitude of her success, fame and wealth, that she still manages to make a connection with her reader in a deeply personal way.

Not only did this book prove that Oprah is not so far removed from the everyday reader, I found that it managed to help me navigate several difficult situations in my own life and gave me unexpected insight into the lives of the people around me.

Overall rating: ★★★★½
Oprah's ability to create an emotional connection with anyone she interviews is almost as famous as she is. "What I Know For Sure" proves that this remarkable ability is not restricted solely to television interviews, but extends into the literary world as well. I felt personally touched by many of Oprah's musings and have attempted to keep them in mind in my day to day life. Definitely worth the read! 


Friday, 29 August 2014

Kathy Griffin - "Look At My Butt Crack" comedy album review


am well aware that Kathy Griffin, two-time Emmy award winning comedienne and reigning Grammy award winner for Best Comedy album, is not for everyone. However, if she is not for you, chances are that you are really boring and have no sense of humor #sorrynotsorry. The self proclaimed Queen of the D-Lists's latest comedy album "Look At My Butt Crack" dropped suddenly on August 14th, soon after it was recorded at the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, with the aim of garnering Griffin a seventh consecutive Grammy nomination.

This album is classic Kathy Griffin, the sharp tongued comedienne once again regales the audience with insider tales of some of Hollywood's most famous (and craziest) celebrities. Ms. Griffin also allows the audience a sneak peek into her own life, through personal stories about her and her much younger boyfriend, not to mention the usual segment dedicated to her dysfunctional relationship with her mother, Maggie, who would of course be familiar to any fan of Griffin's reality show Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List.

Not only is Kathy Griffin an excellent  stand up performer, never once letting her voice waver or losing her breath during the two hour act, but a truely hilarious comedian that delivers consistent laugh-out-loud material. Griffin's style of humor is best suited to anybody with an interest in celebrities and pop culture in general, as she offers a sneak peek into the world of Hollywood's elite and their off-times ridiculous behaviour.

I purchased "Look At My Butt Crack" via the Apple iTunes Store for $16.99, and it was certainly worth every cent. Not only are Griffin's comedic stories of her usual hilarious quality, the audio for the file is clear and crisp, making it an easy listen.


Overall rating: ★★★½
Satirising everyone from Madonna, Harry Styles, the entire Kardashian clan and even her own mother, "Look At My Butt Crack" is Griffin's usual no holds barred approach to comedy!  Ms. Griffin's unashamed attempt at a seventh consecutive Grammy nomination could very well be realised, as this album demonstrates her strength as a stand up performer and her undoubted comedic ability. Worth every cent!



Monday, 25 August 2014

"Thank You" - True Blood Season 7 Episode 10 Series Finale review


The finale opens with Bill reaching Sookie's house and attempting to explain his reasoning for wanting to die to her. Bill explains that he wants Sookie to have the opportunity to have a family, and in particular, to raise children, which she will never be able to do so long as he remains alive and a part of her life. He asks her to use her light to kill him, and in the process "de-fairy" herself. Also, by "de-fairying" herself Sookie would no longer have to deal with vampires constantly being drawn to her. Sookie is horrified that Bill would ask her to kill him, however, she does promise to think on it. I was actually quite surprised that the writers managed to find a way to make Sookie's "supernova" power from last season relevant in some way! Kudos!

Shortly afterwards, Jessica arrives home to Bill's house with Hoyt and confronts Bill again about his decision to meet the True Death. Despite not understanding how he could choose to die, Jessica tells Bill she will find a way to accept it and promises him that she will be fine. Bill questions Hoyt's intentions with Jessica, and asks whether he would ever consider marrying her. Jessica is angry that Bill would bring something so serious up so early in their renewed relationship, however, he explains that he needs to know that Jessica is spoken for before he dies. Realising how much it means to both of them that Bill be apart of her wedding, Jessica agrees to marry Hoyt that very day.

The main Bon Temps cast members (Sookie, Jason, Arlene, Holly and Andy) make their way to the Compton house to attend Jessica and Hoyt's wedding, all questioning why they had decided to get hitched so spontaneously. Sookie helps Jessica get ready, while Jason serves as Hoyt's best man, calming his nerves as he begins to have second thoughts. Bill walks Jessica down the aisle, where Andy presides over the ceremony, declaring Hoyt and Jessica husband and wife, despite the government not recognising vampire-human marriage. After the ceremony Jason and Sookie discuss Jason's obvious feelings for Bridgette, with Sookie confirming that she knows through her telepathy that Brdigette feels the same. Sookie tells Jason that since they had just come from Hoyt's wedding, she doesn't think he will mind if he starts to date Bridgette. Hoyt and Jessica's wedding felt extremely sudden and unexpected, however, it did serve to wrap up some minor unfinished storyline in one foul swoop- Andy, Jessica and Bill managed to put the death of Andy's fairy-daughters behind them, allowing Bill to organise to leave his estate to Andy, who will then grant it to Jessica, bypassing the law prohibiting vampire progeny inheriting property.

Sookie seeks out Reverand Daniels for advice regarding giving up her nature as a fairy in order to grant Bill his last wish. The Reverand explains that he believes that God makes everyone exactly the way he means to, and that nobody is made as a mistake. However, he also explains that God gave people free will with the intention that they should use it. When he asks whether this helped her, Sookie insists that it has and leaves.



Elsewhere, Eric is left seething over Mr. Gus's threat on Pam's life, and the pair concoct a plan to take revenge. Pam feeds Sarah her blood so that she will be able to feel her presence wherever she goes- and then sets her free. The maker-progeny pair then proceed to kill the Yakuza, including Mr. Gus, preventing them from assassinating Sookie for knowing about Sarah's nature as the cure for Hepatitis V. 

Pam tracks down Sarah to the carousel where Eric turned Willa last season. Sarah explains that she chose to hide there because she wants Pam to turn her, as she thinks that she would make a "kickass vampire". Pam refuses, and Sarah attempts to sway her by saying she intends to be a lesbian when she becomes a vampire, which Pam only finds amusing. When Sarah mentions Pam needing to replace Tara now that she is gone, Pam snaps and begins to choke her for daring to speak her deceased progeny's name. Pam then proceeds to begin feeding off Sarah in order to vaccinate herself against Hep V. As usual, Pam, Eric and Sarah were the most compelling part of this episode- the chemistry and superior acting of all three actors was as evident in the finale as it was throughout the rest of the season, and this episode could have done with a lot more of each characters participation!

After speaking to Reverand Daniels, Sookie calls Bill and says that she has made the arrangements at the cemetery to grant his wish at sundown. The pair meet there and share a final kiss, before Sookie creates her "supernova light ball" to grant him the true death and "de-fairy" herself. However, Sookie realises she will never be herself without her powers being apart of her and refuses to lose that part of herself. Bill insists that he still wants to die, so Sookie makes a makeshift stake out of a shovel. The pair whisper that they love each other, and together force the stake through Bill's heart, causing him to finally die the True Death.

One year later, Pam and Eric are shown filming an infomercial for their product, "New Blood", which is a synthesised version of Sarah Newlin's blood, which cures Hep V. Three years later, the pair are shown together at the stock exchange, where the company they own together has made millions of dollars. The pair return to Fangtasia, where business is booming as usual. In the basement, Pam keeps Sarah as a slave and allows vampires to drink from her for one minute at a time in order to vaccinate themselves- for one hundred thousand dollars a pop! Sarah continues to hallucinate visions of her ex-husband, Steve, who taunts her about losing her mind. Steve explains that since it's Thanksgiving they should say what they are thankful for- he is thankful that he gets to watch her descend into madness, whil Sarah looks horrified and whispers that she has nothing to be thankful for and begins to cry.

Sookie is shown heavily pregnant, hosting a Thanksgiving dinner for all of the surviving main cast members (besides Pam and Eric). Jason married Bridgette and they have several children, as do Sam and Nicole. Lafayette and James are still in a relationship, Arlene proves how much she has grown by being in a longtime relationship with Keith the vampire, and Holly and Andy are still together. Sookie is shown hugging her husband, who's face is never even shown, and the screen fades to black.



Overall rating: ★★★½
I felt that the series finale, like the rest of the seventh season, had both it's strengths and it's weaknesses. More specifically, this episode gave the viewer one last taste of everything that was great about True Blood- as well as everything that wasn't great about True Blood. Kristin Bauer van Straten, Alexander Skarsgard and Anna Camp each gave fantastic last performances as their long-term characters, with their stroyline easily being the most positive aspect of the episode, and season, overall. Anna Paquin, Deborah Ann Woll and Stephen Moyer also put in stellar performances during the long-march to Bill's inevitable True Death, with the emotion they invoked being the most positive aspect of the drawn out approach the writers took to finally killing off the controversial character. Unfortunately, most of the characters we had come to love over the years did not show up until the very end of the episode, and although their storylines were somewhat wrapped up in preceding episodes, it would have been nice to know a little bit more about where characters we have been invested in over the last seven years ended up. Although True Blood's quality has certainly diminished over the years, this season did manage to invoke several episodes that were reminiscent of "old school" True Blood. It is these episodes I will remember in the years to come, and will miss immeasurably. Thank you to the cast and crew for seven years of fun, suspenseful and emotional television! 

Saturday, 23 August 2014

True Blood - 10 Biggest Deaths


True Blood would not be True Blood without death! The writers have shocked the viewers time and time again with surprise characters deaths since season one. To pay my respects to the fallen, I have compiled a list of the "10 Biggest Deaths" in True Blood history.

10. Roman Zimojic
Although Roman was only with us for a short time, his death was both huge and shocking because of the caliber of actor who portrayed him- no one expected Christopher Meloni to sign onto the series and last only a handful of episodes as the Guardian of the Vampire Authority before being staked through the heart by Russell Edgington.

9. Adele Stackhouse
No one saw the brutal murder of Sookie's kindly grandmother coming! Few deaths have had such a lasting impact on the characters left behind, with Adele being perhaps the most referenced deceased character throughout the series.

8. Maryann Forrester 
The main antagonist of season 2, Maryann was mysterious, psychotic and seemingly invincible. Up until her final moments, it seemed unlikely that the people of Bon Temps would ever be able to destroy this crazy maenad!

7. Queen Sophie-Anne
Although no one really expected Bill to perish in his battle with the much older and stronger Queen Sophie-Anne at the end of season 4, it was a shock to discover Bill's decades old alliance with Nan Flanagan and the AVL which lead to the bloody death of the Queen of Louisiana.

6. Nan Flanagan
The highly sarcastic and witty spokeswoman for the AVL and Chancellor of the Authority, Nan Flanagan always seemed untouchable, until her position of power slowly deteriorated over the course of Season 4, culminating in her unexpected death at the hands of Bill Compton in the season finale.

5. Nora Gainesborough
This former Chancellor of the Authority and member of the Sanguinistas, was the beloved vampire sister of Eric and progeny of Godric. Nora has the distinction of being the first victim of the deadly Hepatitis V, and her death scene was among the most gruesome of the True Death's seen on True Blood, and one of the only moments seen to cause Eric to cry.

4. Alcide Herveaux
Poor Alcide never really stood a chance- he constantly put himself in harms way in order to protect his beloved Sookie, only to never have her truely love him back. If only he had of stayed in Mississippi, he never would have feel victim to the anti-supernatural vigilantes in Bon Temps.

3. Terry Bellefleur
One of the most emotional death scenes in True Blood history! Who didn't shed a tear as Arlene sung to her husband Terry as he slowly passed away from a fatal gunshot wound in season 6 or during the emotional scenes that followed in subsequent episodes?

2. Godric
The death of this two thousand year old vampire devastated his progeny, Eric, providing the viewer with the first glimpse at the Viking vampires capacity for loyalty and love and is one of the most memorable moments of season 2.

1. Tara Thornton
Tara has the distinction of being the first top-billed regular character to meet the True Death, and that is why her death was undoubtedly the biggest in True Blood history, despite the insulting off-screen nature of her demise and the bizarre storyline that followed this gigantic characters death in the season 7 premiere.

True Blood - 10 Best...Characters


Now that True Blood's finale is rapidly approaching, I thought I would mark the occasion by writing a series of "Best" posts, beginning with True Blood's 10 Best Characters.

10. Bill Compton
Of all the regular characters on the show, Bill's allegiance was perhaps the most in question. Although he began the show as the most human of the vampires we were introduced to, Bill switched from "good guy" to "bad guy" countless times over the seasons. His romance with Sookie has been the anchoring storyline of the show and has endured countless betrayals and even his transformation into "Billith" in season 6.

9. Sookie Stackhouse
The main protagonist of the entire series, Sookie Stackhouse, has been at the centre of all the drama and action that's taken place in Bon Temps over the years. Although she has made countless questionable choices and infuriated the shows loyal fanbase immeasurably, True Blood could never have been True Blood without this telepathic waitress.

8. Jason Stackhouse
Sookie's sex-crazed and lovable brother has produced much of the comedic value to be found in the show as he struggled to make sense of the crazy-happenings that Bon Temps has endured over the years. Jason has also undergone some of the most substantial character growth of any of the series regulars, transforming from a selfish boy to a responsible, if slightly thick, officer of the law.

7. Jessica Hamby
The shows resident baby-vamp, Jessica, has been at the centre of countless romances and the dramas that come with them since her introduction into the series. She has grown from a naive Christian teenager into a strong, independent vampire under Bill's watchful eye after he was forced to turn her at the end of season 1.

6. Tara Thornton
Sookie's best friend and the shows resident survivor, Tara, suffered tragedy after tragedy, culminating in a gun-shot wound to the head that resulted in her being turned into the thing she most despised- a vampire. Against the odds, Tara seemed to find some solace in her new life with her maker, Pam, only to meet the True Death in an insulting off-screen death in the premiere of season 7.

5. Sarah Newlin
Although certainly not the most threatening villain in the history of the show, Sarah was undoubtedly the best. Hilariously portrayed by Anna Camp, Sarah's downward spiral from religious zealot to full blown mental-case has been some of the most entertaining television provided by the show (who will ever forget her thanking Jesus after her murder of Ms. Suzuki at vamp camp?)

4.  Arlene Bellefleur
Although initially one of the more minor regular characters, Arlene's ability to invoke both overwhelming emotion and fits of laughter have made her one of the most beloved and important characters on the show. Here's to hoping this feisty waitress gets the happy ending she deserves after ensuring so much tragedy over the years!

3. Lafayette Reynolds
The flamboyant short order cook at Merlotte's Bar and Grill, Lafayette has endured, racism, homophobia, spiritual possession and the death of his boyfriend, all the while managing to deliver line after line of superb dialogue and never messing his make-up.

2. Eric Northman
This one thousand year old Viking vampire has been one of the most popular characters on the show for good reason. Eric has personified what it means to be a vampire in the world of True Blood since the beginning of the show, often in form-fitting sweats or with no clothes at all.

1. Pamela Swynford De Beaufort
Eric's progeny and only weakness, Pam has been True Blood's most compelling character over the years due to her snarky attitude, loyalty to Eric, impeccable style and most importantly, her ability to consistently produce the most quotable dialogue of any character on the show. If only there was a Pam-centric sequel in the works!

Monday, 18 August 2014

"Love Is To Die" - True Blood Season 7 Episode 9 review

SPOILER WARNING!!! Do not read ahead if you have not seen the ninth episode of True Blood's Season 7 "Love Is To Die".


The penultimate episode of the series opened in the all-to-familiar dungeon of Fangtasia, where Bill refuses to drink Sarah's blood in order to cure himself of Hepatitis V. Sookie and Jessica are left reeling from this twist and both react heatedly to his surprise decision. When Bill refuses to relent and attempts to leave, Jessica demands that Bill release her. The scene that followed was one of the strongest and most emotionally charged of the entire season, with Deborah Ann Woll's performance as Jessica being a true highlight, as she breaks down during Bill's releasing-speech.

After seeing Sookie home safely, Jessica instinctively seeks out Hoyt, who continues to argue with his frustratingly annoying girlfriend Bridgette. Jessica reveals that Hoyt and her were previously in a relationship, to both Bridgette and Hoyt's confusion. Hoyt and Bridgette break up, and Jessica tells Hoyt about everything that happened between them over the course of the series, before she glamoured him, and proceed to have sex and seemingly get back together. Bridgette stays with Jason after her break up with Hoyt and there is clear indications that the writers mean to push these two characters together, after the surprise twist of reuniting Jessica and Hoyt. I really hope this is not the case, as I find it highly unconvincing that Jason would find his "happily ever after" in an entirely new character and not somebody more meaningful like Jessica. On the other hand, I have always loved the Jessica-Hoyt combo and would like nothing more than to see the pair back together for good.

In other news, Sookie seeks out Sam, only to find his trailer completely empty and a note left explaining that although he loves his friends in Bon Temps, he needs to be with Nicole and watch their daughter grow up. The major qualm I have had with True Blood this season has been its poor treatment of some of it's original core characters such as Sam, and of course Tara. These characters were a major part of the story since the very first episode, and yet they have been undeniably forgotten about this season and relegated to background character status. It is a slap in the face for major characters who's storyline you have followed for seven years to be killed off screen, or written out of the series via a goodbye note. Bad, bad writing!


Arlene attempts to drum up some business by throwing a party at her bar (which no one but the core cast attends). While there, Jessica and James finally make peace over their break up earlier in the season, and I was especially glad to see Jessica acknowledge that she had not been an entirely fantastic girlfriend. Arlene and Sookie have another uplifting chat that showcases Carrie Preston's fantastic emotional range, and Andy learns about Sam's departure from town and resignation as mayor. Something tells me that Sherrif Bellefleur will soon be Mayor Bellefleur.

After releasing Jessica, Bill returns to his home and receives a surprise visit from Eric, who attempts to convince the younger vampire to take the cure. Bill explains his belief that vampires are only capable of bringing darkness into peoples lives and this is why Sookie, a creature of light, is so instinctively drawn to them. He feels that the only way to protect Sookie and help her move on is for him to no longer be alive. However, he wants to explain this to her himself and so asks Eric to speak with her and convince her to give him a chance to talk to her. Eric grants Bill his last wish and manages to convince Sookie to speak with him, who proceeds to head across the cemetery to her house.

When Eric returns to Fangtasia, he surprisingly begins to seduce Ginger, who apparently orgasms within second of foreplay. After finishing with Ginger, he calls out to Pam, only to recieve no answer. He makes his way downstairs and finds Pam chained down with a wooden stake dangling over her. Mr. Gus forces Eric to admit that Sookie knows about Sarah being the cure- in order to save Pam as the stake is slowly lowered towards her heart. As Mr. Gus menacingly asks where Sookie lives, the camera zooms in on Bill as he knocks on her door (hinting that the Yakuza will attack the Stackhouse home in the opening minutes of next weeks episode). Although I'm not sure what role Bill will play in this final battle, I am convinced that Eric will manage to defeat the Yakuza and exact revenge for Pam's capture. In fact, I predict the maker-progeny pair taking over the Yakuza's plan to manufacture "New Blood" by the end of the series finale.


Overall rating: ★★★★½
This was a really strong episode of True Blood, that not only focused on character relationships and the core storylines of the season, but also had truely suspenseful moments that left the viewer unsure about what's going to happen next. The emotionally charged opening scene was especially strong, as was the finale scene where Eric was forced to choose between betraying Sookie or letting his beloved progeny Pam meet the true death. These last two episodes have definitely increased my excitement and suspense leading up to series finale, and can only hope that the show delivers once again!

Sunday, 17 August 2014

Chelsea Handler - Uganda Be Kidding Me review


Over the last few weeks I have been busy reading several books at once in order to post a few reviews in quick succession. The first book I started reading and will be reviewing today is "Uganda Be Kidding Me" by talk show host/comedienne Chelsea Handler.

Quite a few of the people closest to me have suggested in the past that I look into Handler's TV show, Chelsea Lately, as they believed I would enjoy her brand of quick-witted, dry humour. Recently, I finally decided to get stuck into a few episodes (yes I'm aware that the show is ending this month after seven seasons on the air) and enjoyed them so much that I immediately downloaded an e-book of "Uganda Be Kidding Me" to soak up as much of Handler's exploits as possible before she leaves E! for Netflix, which is not yet available in Australia.

"Uganda Be Kidding Me" is Handler's fifth published work and the second of a three-book deal signed in 2010. The book is also Handler's fourth #1 on the New York Times bestsellers list and is being supported/promoted by a stand-up tour of the same name being performed internationally by the feisty comedienne.


As the titular pun suggests, "Uganda Be Kidding Me" is a collection of comical travel essays that document the outrageous events of Handler's personal life as she travels the world, from her experiences on safari in Africa to vacationing in the Bahamas. Handler's signature brand of humor is evident throughout the narrative and the quality of the prose is of the high standard one would expect from the fiercely intelligent and witty woman we have come to know and love from Chelsea Lately (although her intelligence must be questioned after reading about a conversation in the book where she asks her sister if the sun and the moon are the same thing).

I found Handler's ability to self-deprecate while detailing highly embarrassing personal events, such as the befoulement of a kayak in the Bahamas, extremely refreshing for a semi-autobiographical book as celebrities generally use this platform to promote themselves and their oft-times controversial actions. Handler's book has absolutely none of this, with the comedienne striving to make her reader laugh at every turn, whether at the expense of herself, a close friend or anyone else she encountered during her adventures across the globe.

If your looking for a read filled with deep underlying messages or revelations about a celebrity then you should probably give "Uganda Be Kidding Me" a miss and steer towards Hillary Clinton's recent release. Handler's book is much more a comical retelling of relatively minor events in her life than a hard-hitting autobiography and delivers exactly want you would expect- lots of laughs that leave the reader feeling much better than they did before they picked up the book. And really, what better reason is there to read than to lose yourself for a couple of hours and feel a little bit better about your real world problems at the end of it? This book is worth every cent and will definitely have any fan of Handler's in stitches throughout.

I enjoyed "Uganda Be Kidding Me" so much that I have kept my eyes peeled for a hard copy (I prefer physical copies to e–books) of it or Handler's other books ever since I read it, to no avail, and have come to the conclusion that they may not be published in Australia. However, the books are of course available online and Handler herself will be bringing the "Uganda Be Kidding Me" stand-up tour to Australia in November.

Overall rating: ★★★★


The final episode of Chelsea Lately will air on E! on August 26th with a special hour-long live episode.
Please visit www.chelseahandler.com for "Uganda Be Kidding Me" tour information.